Saturday, August 10, 2013

PLUMBER'S FRIEND


                  "OF THE GRIM SURPRISES WITH WHICH WE'RE CURSED

                   A WATER LEAK IS AMONG THE WORST.

                   SURREPTITIOUS TRICKLES BECOME A SPLASH,

                   BAPTIZING SOFA, DRAPERY AND SASH.

                  THIS UNEXPECTED PERVERSE DISASTER

                  CRIMPS WALLPAPER, BESMIRCHES PLASTER.

                  ONE MORE OF THE LEAKS INSCRUTABLE WAYS

                 IS A PREFERENCE FOR WEEKENDS AND HOLIDAYS." - GC

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