"Has the perfect wife been created
Who keeps her man's socks hole-free and mated?
Who's always delighted when drop-in guests stay
And smilingly whips up a perfect souffle?
Whose windows shine beneath dust free valance,
And bank statement jibes with her checkbook balance?
If this jewel exists, I'll salute and greet her,
But die before letting my husband meet her." - GC